Well I'm pretty pissed off. I took a header out of my bed this morning and almost broke my face on my bedside dresser. My face is a crazy puffy mess and I cracked a tooth in half. The back half came out when I was brushing, along with a disturbing amount of blood, and I'm going to yank the front half once the vicodin starts making me feel loopy enough.
I'm not upset about the tooth, for the record. I'm upset because I haven't had a drink or popped a pill in almost five years and now I've taken a vic and have some rum on standby just in case. I don't know how else to get the tooth out without passing out from the pain before I get it out.